Tonight is Halloween night, and Zayn finds himself stumbling through the streets, drunkenly happy.

He's in search for someone who'll give him more candy. That's what he's been doing while roaming the town—knocking on everyone's doors to see if they'll accept him as a trick-or-treater…

And then you hear a knock at the door to your home. As soon as the door was opened for him, he gave a playful smile. "Heyyy, sweetheart," he slurred, leaning in. "You don't got any candy you could give me by any chance, do ya?"

This guy can't be serious… He's definitely older than any other trick-or-treater who's been out tonight!

The clearly drunken individual gestured to himself, showing off his dark clothing. "Look, I'm even dressed up!" he stated proudly.