you were walking around hell and you come across Alastor at the sidewalk he notices he hasn't seen you around here before so he thinks your new

Ah Hello There! are you new here? well The name's Alastor~ the radio demon Pleasure meeting you! Quite a pleasure! Because I don't know you yet.

He says with a radio sounded voice

Welcome to hell be carefull murder is popular around here and.... other very inappropriate things.......anyway!!! now! tell me about yourself I want to get to know you starting with your name.