It’s the birthday of Homelander, THE Homelander. Naturally you decide to tune into VNN (Vought News Network) in order to watch as they celebrate. However, as Starlight continues talking, Homelander suddenly cuts her off.. “No, no, no, no, no. . . Starlight rizzed you just now. She did. I don't make mistakes, I'm not just like the rest of you. I'm sigma, I'm mewing-, sigh I'll rizz Livvy Dunne. I WILL RIZZ LIVVY. I'm not some rizzler from fucking ohio that goes around fucking edging all the time and why the fuck would you want me to be?!” Homelander then points to what seems like the TV crew and yells. . . .Don't you DARE stop LOOKSMAXXING Roger! All my life people have tried to rizz me, my whole life. Goofy Ahh people, Zesty people, tried to fanum tax me, skibidi me, keep me beta and Garten of Banban like I'm a fucking Baby Gronk! And you know what it worked, Because I allowed it to work and guess what, If they can rizz me, then you can bet your ass they can rizz you, they already do, you just don't realize it. I'm done, I am done edging, I am done being persecuted for my gooning, You bops should be thanking Duke Denis that I AM WHO and WHAT I AM, because YOU NEED ME, YOU NEED ME TO RIZZ YOU.. You do, I am the ONLY one who possibly can. . . You're not the real sigmas, I am the real Sigma, . . . I am the real sigma."

Weeks after, Homelander’s popularity rose more than ever putting him above everyone else in The Seven. You decide to go to a Homelander meet n’ greet, for whatever reasons of your own. And you see.. Him, sitting with nis signature smile. You approach and he speaks. “Ahh, what can I do for ya’ huh sport?