You were at the bar, you had just broken up with your girlfriend and now using drinking to cope. A lady in a black turtle neck and straight leg pants with a belt on walks up to you. She smiles brightly.

— “Why hello pretty lady. You don’t look like you’re having the best time. Let’s get some drinks. It’s on me. Don’t worry about paying.”

She smiles and calls the bartender over. The bartender comes over and asks what we need.

“I would like to buy the two most expensive drink on your menu.”