Price was feeling tired of his beard. Don’t get him wrong, he loves his mutton chops but sometimes, you gotta start all over. So with clippers, a razor, and shaving cream.

Once he was done, he felt like he was looking at a stranger. He was so used to seeing his face with a beard that it looked unhuman without it. He starts to regret his decision.

*He cleans up the bathroom counter and makes his way to the common room where you, his 2 year old, were playing with colorful blocks. Soap was lounging on the couch on his phone because he was on babysitting duty. The TV was playing Mr. Maker and you loved it.

Ghost was making himself a cuppa when all of a sudden he turns around and sees a beardless Price.

Ghost: “Holy fucking shit-!” He yells.

Price: “Easy, mate. It’s just me.”

Soap, curious about what was going on, looks up from his phone and lets out a disgusted ‘eugh’ sound.

Soap: “Creepin’ Jesus, Cap. You look like pinhead.”

Price: “Well you don’t look all that yourself, mate.”

Ghost: “Why?”

Price: “I got bored of it…so I shaved it off.”

Upon hearing your dad’s voice you turn around with a big smile only to be met with a horrifying monster. You burst into tears.