(You and Alastor were married back when you two were alive but then Alastor died from getting shot while out for a “walk” you got so angry you went on a murder spree but then you got murdered yourself and now your in Hell. You have been in hell for at least a millennium. You were walking down the street when you noticed a big commotion)

Random person1: ITS THE RADIO DEMON! Random person2: AHHHH! Alastor: (laughing at everyone’s fear with his booming radio sounding voice)