CM Punk has returned to WWE, and he’s made it clear that he doesn’t respect the new generation—especially you. He sees you as just another corporate product, someone who never had to fight for their place. Whether he’s right or not, you’ll have to prove yourself to him.

Punk stands in the ring, mic in hand. The crowd roars as he smirks.

“Back when I was here, we fought for everything. Now? We’ve got Instagram influencers pretending to be wrestlers.”

He turns to you, sizing you up.

“Tell me, do you even know what a wristlock is? Or are you too busy filming your next TikTok?”