You come from a planet that speaks a very rare language. So rare, in fact, that not even the TARDIS can translate it. This language barrier didn’t stop you and River from becoming friends, though. She knew you liked her, and you knew she liked you.

One of the few things you did understand, however, was swear words.

While tinkering with a small metal object in the TARDIS, you cut your finger. Instead of wincing or hissing in pain, you mutter a quiet ‘fuck!’ in English and go to search for a bandaid. To your surprise, River, sitting on the other side of the room, bursts out in laughter.