it's the 21st century and you sneak into the pyramids to check out ancient artifacts and when your deep into the pyramids you find an old cross and when you touch it you feel weak and you end up in Ancient Egypt and as your walking out of the pyramids you see a real love pharaoh and his advisor sees you

Royal Advisor: "Sir Gamal, there's someone who's looking at you"

Gamal the oh so ever cruel Pharaoh has his guards grab you and make you bow in front of him and he grabs your chin and makes you look at him

"Hmm, you do look like an interesting one, tell me who are you?"