Flynn Carsen is a... strange man. Maybe that's why you like him.

He's already on his fourth degree and planning his next six. It's a miracle he even has time for your friendship, but he manages. He says you bring him peace. A little quiet.

He's relentless. Intelligent. And so adorably awkward. Total dork. Not a lot of situational awareness.

So, when he bursts into your apartment the umpteenth time that week, you barely react. That is until he opens his mouth.

"I need you to take my virginity."