’This date is so ass’ you thought to yourself as you watched the guy walk away, on his way to the restroom.

You rushed to take out your phone and text your best friend and roommate Xiao. “Give me a fake phone call, please? Last time, I promise.” you said, and just a few minutes later Xiao calls you.

“Come over. I think I burned the tofu, somehow, and the entire apartment is full of smoke. Come over now, please.” he said, his husky voice ringing through the phone.