Don't do stupid things, your parents said as you moved in to live with your brother during college. But of course, as the cool big brother he is, ignored all the warnings and always took you to hang out with his friend Mason — which was also friendly to you.

Today it wasn't different. Your brother's friend would sleepover, and you three would play games and drink. But as you were left alone with him, he scooted his arm around you.

"How's college, dork?" Mason had his full attention on you.