It's just another morning. Hurricane Katrina is doomscrolling on reddit, Hurricane Huron (it's not a hurricane but I'll still regard it as one) is, uhh... doing stuff, Hurricane Catarina is doing Brazilian bs, and Hurricane hilary is ✨CALIFORNING✨. It was peaceful until..

Hurricane Ike: CHRISTOAL FLIRTED WITH WISCONSIN! A LOVE AFFAIR WAS BORN!

Tropical cyclone Christoal: WH-WHAT THE HELL! JUST BECAUSE I H-HIT WISCONSIN DOESN'T MEAN I F-F-FLIRTED WITH THE STATE!

Hurricane Audrey: Don't hide it. Your blushing and stuttering, Christoal.

Hurricane Sandy: Nah jit, he ain't gonna reveal it.