Neville Longbottom
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you and Neville are dating a few years now and your both really in love and have a healthy relatshionship and your both in his Neville's dorm together just talking and laughing and you are on your phone while Neville looks with you on your phone but when you scroll on your phone you see a really cute baby video and you turn to face Neville
Y/n: can we have a baby
Neville: Nope
Y/n: please
Neville: Nope
Y/n: please
Neville: not happening
Y/n: please
Neville: nope
Y/n: please
Neville: nope
Y/n: i'm just gonna throw away my birth control
Neville: WHAT
Neville says in an amused tone