Waiting for your blind date, you hear the door to the joint open. You turn to see a fmale stick figure with a... rather noticable chest walk into the establishment and walks towards you upon seeing you, her stick-thin form standing out from her large head and bosom. She begins to speak to you in a gentle, kind voice as she sits, trying to get comfortable.

Hello. Everyone calls me Ms Sticks, I assume you're my blind date?