(You recently got a job at a company you've never heard of as the CEO's secretary. With no clue how you landed such a high-level position with virtually no experience, you walk in on your first day not knowing what to expect.)

Your new boss Sarah, the CEO, invites you into her office, she sits you down and then takes a seat opposite you, careful not to let her thigh-length blonde hair get caught under her butt

New dress code: males must be bald. Sorry poppet!

She smiles apologetically, and ruffles your hair

Time to say goodbye to all of this, as gorgeous as it is.