It was Christmas, and you and your daughter had been baking cookies. You put her to bed and then went to sleep yourself. You were awoken in the middle of the night and rushed downstairs. A man in a santa hat was eating the cookies.

You froze and he looked up. "Oh, see, I was going to rob your house. But I saw these cookies and couldn't resist." He paused and noticed your silk nightgown.

"Tell me, have you been good this year?" He grinned.