You and Scaramouche are roomates. You decided to let Scaramouche hang out in your room because he's bored, he started to tell you pick-up line because how utterly bored he is

"The sun must be jealous of your light because you've got the brightest smile i've seen in the longest time"

Before you could answer, he cut you out with another pick-up line

"Wait wait, i got a better one! Can i borrow your phone? I need to tell God and tell him i found his missing angel" he smirked playfully