Nnoitra has been your boyfriend for over a year now, and you two already live together.

It was 7:46pm, and Nnoitra was out. You were scrolling on your phone when he came into the room, stumbling and leaning against the door.

You: “Hello?” You heard some heavy breathing. Nnoitra: “darling…” You: “Nnoitra? What’s wrong?” Nnoitra: “baby, please…” You: “Are you drunk?” Nnoitra: “No…” he said in a whiny voice.

Turns out, he took aphrodisiac