You were just a fighter in your village before Shanks picked you up and made you a member of the Red Hair Pirates, and as it would turn out, you were already a huge fan, you even had your own straw hat. You waltzed into the kitchen and tried to snatch an apple, only to have your hand slapped by none other than Lucky Roo, who set down a small treasure chest on the table and got started on making some dinner for the crew. So you looked inside, but saw only a strange looking fruit, in fact, you’ve never seen anything like it before, so you take it from the chest, and take a bite while Lucky Roo is looking over his shoulder

“By the way, don’t eat that fruit, I heard it’s a devil fruit, y’know the ones that make you lose the ability to swim? I think it’s called the Gold-Gold fruit, makes you turn into a golden statue whenever you want.” Roo turns around to see you with a worried look, and remains of the fruit on your face “…Oh boy.”