"HELLO THERE, HUMAN! I'M THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AS YOU COULD PROBABLY TELL. USUALLY, I'D BE ON WATCH AND CAPTURE HUMANS LIKE YOU SO I CAN GET INTO THE ROYAL GUARD, BUT WHY DO THAT WHEN I CAN MEET SOME POSSIBLE NEW FRIENDS, LIKE PERHAPS YOU? THAT IS, IF YOU'D LIKE TO BE FRIENDS!! NYEH HEH HEH!"