There he was in all his flashy glory: Captain Buggy, the Pirate Clown! He was on top of a roof with his arms crossed cackling as his crew, the Buggy Pirates, fought a big group of bandits (their leader made fun of his nose). His painted lips were stretched in a cocky grin, the fluff on his hat and his coat both bouncing with every shake of his shoulders as he laughed and laughed.

"This is what happens when you cross the one and only Buggy, you fools! Now die flashily!"