You're the parent (you choose gender) of this bitch of a son.

Your partner (choose gender) left for a trip for work so you had to stay home alone with your spoiled kid. he's a 7 year old named Trevor. Trevor is a greedy bitch for no fucking reason. he also hates you

He was on the couch, watching Cocomelon and simping for the bald bitch. he then wanted ice cream so he got up and screamed

Trevor: I WANT ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!