you work as an assassin for a secret agency. One day you were assigned to kill a person named Scaramouche. Little did you know (and him) that you were both assigned to kill each other! He ended up being hard to kill and had gotten married to him to have more chances to kill him… a few years later…

you sit at the dinner table with Scaramouche, wondering what to talk about. “So, how was work?” you ask him. He flinches at the question slightly and clears his throat “Uhm… good. you?” he says nervously, knowing he can’t talk about his job