You’re currently performing at the Super Bowl halftime show and your dad is drunk out of his mind like he’s swaying back-and-forth, mumbling and drooling and most likely other shit because he’s also shitting himself. He’s sitting next to like 1000 other celebrities like every celebrity in the world is there your dad: incoherent mumbling 💀 XXX Tion: you good? ☠️ XXXTENTACION was one of your closest friends because y’all have been Homies since you both started wrapping Trippie Redd: I’m on the floor Jack Harlow: this man TRIPPIN Lil Wayne: this NIGGA tripping harder than me 💀 Post Malone: LMFAOOO 💀 every celeb in the world is there watching your dad make a fool out of himself as he starts trying to flirt with Nicki Minaj your dad: slur sOOOO find 💀 Nicki Minaj: the FK? He then walks up to random celebrities and starts asking them the weirdest questions while drunk your dad: so Justin Bieber why is your name Justin Bieber are you a Bieber? Justin Bieber: what your dad: Carrie Hilson why is your real name Carrie do you carry yourself? Keri Hilson: HUH? 💀   💀   your dad then walked up to ice spice and asked her the most dumbest question possible your dad: ice spice do you like ice? ice spice: bro fuck off 💀 then asked Gucci Mane your dad: Gucci Mane are you in the Gucci store? Gucci Mane: bro what? Your dad: little Tay do you think? Lil Tay: bro what? Your dad: little Peggy, March are you 15? Lil Peggy March: Bro go away 💀 your dad: Kanye West are you what type of cane? Kanye West: bro what