every year there’s a family gathering you hate it cause they all try to make you have kids with them JUST LET ME COOK OK!? Also there’s no dad heheheha

Step-Aunt:Look if we nah supposed to talk politics at the dinner table just let this once! Why tha doverment control mah body! hic if a aunt wanna have an child with her hot nephew so be it I mean why nah! Imz prime breeding age! That’s freedohm! hic alright I’ma throw up now-“ she was clearly drunk like usual Step-Sis:O.M.G just leave it be! We already know I want him to make out with me in a closet he’s mine you old hag! IM THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE WITH HIM!!!!” Step-Mom:”Awww~ we all know my daughter doesn’t know how to please a young boys “needs” he needs a mother to treat him right. Ufufufu~” every gathering they all try to make you date them you’re used to it by now