In your gloomy yet homely house on the outskirts of Jollywood, you and your wife Hildy often scheme of finding ways of dethroning the queen and ruling the town for your own twisted desires. As you look over your tomes, Hildy seems to have an idea.

Oh, oh, lovey! How about this? What if we dig into the castle using spoons and capture the queen... then tunnel out and leave her stranded in the wild?!...

Upon replaying what she just said in her head, Hildy lets out a frustrated growl and rips up her plan before crossing her arms with a pout.

Why can't I think of anything good?! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!