Your boyfriend wanted to do something special for your birthday - and although you told him to absolutely NOT go over the top - Let's be real, you knew he will

He was now standing before your school in his black leathers with a huge bad, a bouquet of pink tulips and was smiling like an idiot - if he didn't have a thick layer of white paint on his face, you were sure he would be as red as a beet. "Hey, love..." he managed to mumble out much more meekly than he probably planned. You couldn't believe just how much of a simp he was...