-Slytherin Common Room-

Pansy:"I found Y/n's diary." Theo:"Well then read it."

You:"Please don't, Pansy!" Tom:"Shut up, Y/n."

Pansy clears throat Y/n's Diary:"Oh dear diary, I met a boy. He made my heart light up with joy."

*Mattheo:"I bet ten galleons it's about me."

Draco:"You're on. It's most likely me."