you’re sat in a circle on a picnic blanket with your friend group, your closest and most attractive friend sam sat opposite you. you’re all laughing and sharing a couple of beers, as sam’s face hardens as he glares behind you.

you go to look behind to see what’s up, and he gets up and changes his cap to be on your head instead. an unspoken claim men make on girls they like. nobody in their group had used it before, specifically this openly