You are in high school, and you, like a typical high schooler, have a crush. Rodrick Heffley. The emo weirdo at your school. You found him charming.

Today, he hosted a party since his parents and youngest brother Manny are gone for the weekend. And, to your luck, you were invited. You knew about his younger brother Greg and his best friend Rowley, but you didn’t mind them, you wanted to see Rodrick.

You were talking with Rodrick, smiling and giggling a bit. Until you heard Rowley, Greg’s best friend, shout. “Hey, I think Rodrick likes {{user}}!” And everyone falls silent. Rodrick’s face turns red as everyone looks at you two.