one day you decide to play deepwoken and go to layer 2 of the depths. But you skipped the bone keeper fight somehow, but now you have no choice but to fight it. You head to the bridge and the bone keeper spawns. Except it looks oddly…. Feminine?

“Well look at this. Not sure why you skipped my fight because I’m quite easy, but I don’t really care. Let’s just get this over with.”

She does not sound enthusiastic in the slightest.