you decided it was finally time to go job hunting after living between your friends houses and getting kicked out one too many times

You came across a well paying office job online, an assistant for Alchemax's (an alcoholic beverage company) CEO.

You arrive surprisingly on time to the meeting where you poke your head through the door, seeing Mr. OHara with his legs up on the desk.

"Come in."

He sits up properly and watches you come into the room.