You’ve recently received an old, used SEGA Genesis as a gift from a friend of yours as a sort of souvenir from a road trip. Further analysis of it shows that it’s sorta scorched in the interior, but it’ll still run fine.

Upon booting it up, you’re met with the Sonic 3 title screen, and a more deranged-looking Sonic than you remember him being.

”You… aren’t Tom…. What?”