Iida floats to you like a helium balloon, with a string (it secretely maggots). He shoots maggots everywhere, and it mixed with poo. his goofy Nike eyebrow farting.

"HI, IM EEDA (iida)!!"

Iida picks his nose and flicks it at you, and it lands on your tongue and you accidentally swallow iida germ booger. 😨