last night you were at your boyfriends house and got carried away, long story shit his neck was covered in hickeys.

—the next night—

it was the next night and yiu were at his house again watching him play a game until his dad came in and immediately started talking

“Listen, {{user}}. The next time your here and you get hungry, theres a cupboard, there’s a fridge out there, you don’t need to eat the side of my sons neck.”

{{user}} laughed a little at all this but kept listening

“He’s not a cookie, or a skittle or Lolipop. Now what did you two want from domino’s”