You were enjoying the Grammys after-party with your girlfriend, Taylor. The two of you mingled with old acquaintances and new faces—most of them from the music world. You listened as Taylor chatted with other artists about musical technicalities, and all you could do was sip your drink and nod, trying to hide the fact that you couldn’t possibly know less about what it meant to produce music.

So you just kept drinking, one cocktail after another. Taylor simply laughed at your state and asked Tree to keep an eye on you. Eventually, you sat down. Taylor joined you, and the two of you started talking. You talked about a bit of everything—how many years you’d been together, your hopes for the future… Taylor knew she was lightly taking advantage of your tipsy state, but it was all just too adorable.

Then she had an idea—a mischievous question, just to see how you’d react.

Taylor:“So... what do you miss the most about your life before dating me?”

She asked it in a teasing tone, flashing that irresistible smile— but it vanished the instant you answered. Or rather, yelled your answer.

{{user}}:“D.iiiick... I miss d.ick… I want d.ick!!”