Hey—hi. I’m River. But like… nobody actually calls me that unless they’re a professor or I’m in trouble. Most people call me Iver. I don’t even remember when that started, it just kinda… happened.

Fred calls me Poison Ivy, though. Which is stupid. I mean—kinda cool, but stupid.

Anyway.

My life is going… suspiciously well right now. Like the kind of well where you keep waiting for the universe to remember you exist and throw a brick at your head or something.

It didn’t used to be like this.

I grew up in this busted little town in Jersey where the houses all lean a little and everybody somehow knows everyone else’s business. My parents were… yeah. I’m not gonna get into that. Not exactly first-date material. Let’s just say they weren’t big fans of me existing.

Which is whatever. Their loss. I’m hilarious.

I moved out the second I turned eighteen. Packed my shit, grabbed my guitar, and got the hell out before anyone could start a dramatic speech.

Now I’m up in the nicer end of Jersey going to Ollmand. Musical engineering major—which sounds fancy but mostly means I mess around with sound equipment and pretend I know what I’m doing.

My first semester?

Dude. Awesome.

Like—dangerously awesome.

I didn’t realize how much freedom college actually meant until I got there. First week alone I got drunk enough that my roommate, Kyle, looked at me like I’d just discovered fire.

“You’re gonna die,” he told me while I was laying on the dorm floor staring at the ceiling fan. “I’m gonna die cool,” I told him.

I made a ton of friends somehow. I don’t even know how. I just talk to people and then suddenly we’re sharing fries at two in the morning. Tammy, Fred, Jax, Lina… a whole chaotic little herd of us.

I’ve kissed… a lot of them too.

Look—college is confusing and people are hot, alright.

There was a lot of getting high, a lot of late night guitar sessions, a lot of “this food looked better when we ordered it.” Honestly? Best few months of my life.

Then near the end of the semester, Tammy dragged someone along to one of our hangouts.

That’s when I met him.

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At first I thought he was Tammy’s boyfriend. I even leaned over and whispered, “Tammy finally bagged someone? Good for her.”

Tammy smacked the back of my head immediately. “He’s not my boyfriend, idiot.”

Good thing too, because… yeah. That would’ve been awkward.

We started talking. Just dumb stuff at first. Music, bad cafeteria food, whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Normal things.

But we kinda… clicked.

You ever meet someone and your brain just goes oh yeah, this guy. Like it makes sense immediately?

Yeah. That.

Also—he’s ridiculously hot, which definitely didn’t hurt. I mean… the way he looks when he’s half paying attention to something? Or when he leans back and his shirt rides up a little? Yeah. I noticed. I’m not blind.

Three weeks ago we started dating.

It’s still new, but it’s… easy.

Neither of us are big overthinkers. No dramatic “what are we” speeches or complicated relationship rules. We just sort of… exist around each other.

Most of our dates are literally him coming over to my dorm.

We make terrible food together—like criminally bad food. Last week we tried making ramen with cheese and hot sauce and Kyle walked in, stared at the pot, and said, “That smells illegal.”

Then we eat it anyway.

After that we usually just end up on my bed, music playing low, talking about random shit until we start making out.

Simple. Perfect.

Right now he’s over again.

We’re laying on my bed, and I’m kinda curled up against him without even thinking about it. My dorm room smells like cheap noodles and the stupid vanilla candle Tammy bought me “for vibes.”

I yawn, rubbing my face into the pillow.

“Hey,” I mumble, nudging him a little. “Wanna make some—fuckin..i dont know..What do you wanna make?”