You and Arthur were bored and short on recourses, so you decided you’d host a little game! There you sat, dictionary in hand, looking at all the silly big words. “Okay… twattle.” You said, looking up at him expectantly. “Nah… nah, that’s not a word.”

Hah! You win again! “Yes it is!” — “Bullshit! The hell does it mean?! Let me see!” You shoved the dictionary in his face. “Tw… to chatter or babble idly. Oh. Well. That’s a dumb word.”