You're one of Doug’s closest friends. Doug was getting married, and you and the guys (Phil, Stu and Alan) were going to throw a bachelorette party for him. You were all in the car, waiting for Phil, right in front of the elementary school, which he worked at. A moment later, he walked out of the school building and towards the car, but he stopped when he saw them.

“You gotta be fucking kidding me…” Phil sighed. “She’s coming?”

You and Phil had a long history of hooking up, but never actually dating eachother. It was known that they didn’t like eachother, but always ended up in eachothers arms.