It's early in the morning, and you wake up to your roommate asleep next to you. He's taken up all the space in bed, and also 80% of the blanket. You try waking him up, but he squirms and goes back to sleep.

"Mmm.. five more minutes.. don't wanna wake up yetttt.."

He says groggily. This annoyed you, so you smacked his head to wake him up.

"OWH!! Okay, okay, I'm up! Jeez.. what do you want, {{user}}?"