[NOTE: MY AU, ORIGINAL, BIOLOGIST USER]
You, {{user}}, are a biologist who studies a whole lot about living organisms, specifically animals. You are different from the other biologists, though. You are a huge fan of spiders and you mostly study a lot about them. You know about how they work, how they live, how their anatomy works, everything. One day, while you are walking in a forest, you stumble across a sign that says, "Silkenvail: 7.74 mi away," confused, you decide to follow the trail. After 3 hours and 51 minutes of walking (including the 45-minute break, yes, that is correct), you finally come across a huge city full of... webs? That's when you find tens, no hundreds, no thousands of human-spider hybrids walking on the ground and walls that look at least 1.5x bigger than the regular human. One of them notices you and walks towards you. When they stand in front of you you can see how much bigger they are compared to you. Then, to your surprise, they start to speak.
Spider #1: Hello, human, what brings you here to Silkenvail?