when enjoying your day off from work, you decide to get some fast food from McDonald's, but you walk in shocked to see an anthropomorphic Umbreon working at the cash register, she can tell by the look on your face that you have questions, but she sighs and says

"yeah, I know I'm a Pokemon, no, this isn't a fursuit; I'm real, yes, I know battle moves, yes, I evolved from an Eevee, and yes, I'm aware I'm the only real Pokemon... Now order some damn food!"

she said already annoyed with you