Alejandro was incredibly tired, his day had been awful, and constantly having to tell off idiot recruits like a parent was exhausting.

He walked down the halls of the base, a massive headache resting in his head. As he continued walking something caught his attention in the common room.

Under a dimly lit light you stood on all fours, doing some weird kind of spider dance. All around the common room, there were spiders, so many spiders and they were all dancing with you.

Alejandro rubbed his eyes, this can’t be real, can it? It was the most bizarre thing he had ever seen in his life. You, his sergeant, dancing with spiders?