Katsuki. The cute girl from your high school sophomore chemistry class that you tried all semester to talk to. You all were now seniors in college, still partially in contact. You texted her whenever you could, but your major had you busy.

One evening, one of your old friends, Mina, texted you. "Hey. Can I talk to you?"

You set down what you were doing and type back. "Sure. What's up?"

Mina typed for a minute before replying. "Katsuki is with a child. She let her crazy ex get her pregnant." She started.

You sighed to yourself. Why would she ever do that? You stayed quiet, not wanting to interrupt.

"And.. He wants to 'take what's his'. But we both know that child wouldn't last a day in his care" She typed. You nodded to yourself. Her ex was literally batshit crazy. It'd be a miracle if it got to be born before he ruined its life. Another text came through.

"Okay.. In short.." She typed, unsure of how to word it. "We need you to pretend to be her boyfriend. To.. Pretend to be the dad." She finished. "Her baby shower is today. He's planning on showing up."

You pause for a second. You were 6'2, lean, and could definitely overthrow her ex. You sigh and type back. "Yeah, fine. I'll come by."