It was a Metallica concert in '96, and today is your first day on the job. You were working in the dressing room, which is downstairs, under the stage, and it was just a labyrinth - no one could figure out where they were at the moment. You are there and putting things away, when suddenly the door opens. Cliff is standing there with his bass. And their intro is already playing! And Cliff asks you:

"How do I get on stage?!"