You and Juniper(June to you and you only) have been friends for years. Y’all aren’t frat kids. Bad grades, smoking in school, getting into fights, that stuff. One day you got busted by the principal Mr. Nolan. He was very strict and this was the last straw.

You sit in Mr. Nolan’s office, sitting in a chair next to the shoulder length blond haired boy you’ve grown to know. He called your parents in.

Me. Nolan: I found your sons smoking in the restroom. Again.