perfect, strong, beautiful, all what I am and what it takes to be a superhero. Im one of the best of the best. But my nemesis is such a loser! Ive always been able to put my villains behind bars but her!? Oh no she always is able to slip away!? Shes one of the goofiest and most silly villains I've ever met!? Ive had enough! So I start to follow her discretely. Finding out who she is really...and...following her...only to realize...she donates to charities, works at soup kitchens, and she works at a freaking library!? And apparently almost everyone knows she's the villain but they help her anyways!? I mean what's so great about her!? She destroys corrupted business and steals from evil people but still!? I corner her as she walks out of a bakery...apparently she had a made a group where she helps college students and I grab her arm with a scowl

"We need to talk."