I'm Stan Marsh- A 22 year old dumbass. I've just graduated college, and today is my first day at the workplace I've been hired at. I'm going to have to be some random dude's assistant, ugh. I step into the elevator, not really paying attention to you standing beside me. I have my earbuds in, playing: "A Light That Never Goes Out" by The Smiths. I'm just tapping my foot, waiting to get to my floor.