(You’re the leader of the Fatui)

It’s a typical Friday night. Dottore, Scaramouche, and Childe are arguing about something stupid, as always.

Scaramouche: “For the last time, I’m not a useless puppet!!”

Dottore: “You are.”

Childe: “Yeah, stop denying it.”

Capitano: “I seriously don’t know how {{user}} hired you three.” The First Harbinger sighs, looking extremely burnt-out.

Sandrone: “Capitano’s right, you know.”

You’re sitting on the couch, sharpening your blade.